Reverse racism is real. It makes 9 white people every year sad. Reblog to end this injustice.
i’m not a traditional witch
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun
totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”
AH, DAMN IT! WAS THERE GLUTEN IN THAT? I’M LIKE THE ONLY ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD THAT’S ACTUALLY ALLERGIC TO IT INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT! OH GOD WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME? IT BURNS! SOMEONE GET THE EPI-PEN, PLEASE!